Rumors

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.  After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my […]

From Mad TV.

So freaking cute!

Had to chuckle when I saw this video. It reminds me of the day when coffee shops were “Cyber Cafe’s”, which was only a few years ago. Interesting how people think it is so weird or funny now. Enjoy!

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Just…funny.. Probably NSFW as there are tons of f-bombs dropped.

Fuck Planet Earth on FunnyOrDie.com

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While I don’t consider myself a huge Dane Cook fan, how could you ignore Jessica Alba…This movie looks hilarious, and the best line of the trailer is in the last 10 seconds. Worth a quick watch.

They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana.Finally, ending up back over in Alabama.Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and largebumper stickers that read: I’m Gay, I’m a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, GoYankees! Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder,and I’m Here to Confiscate Your Guns!The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.

*snicker*United passenger charged for alleged drunken behavior on flight - USATODAY.com:Erin Callahan Lambert, 28, who apparently was intoxicated during Flight 179 on Sunday, was taken into custody after the plane landed at San Francisco International Airport, authorities said. She was charged Monday with assaulting a flight attendant and interfering with the performance of duties of flight crewmembers.

From my liberal friend, Kent:
A Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican
Joe gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot with good, clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are […]

Thanks to Andrea.. again…
Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours.Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack.You can be President.You can never be pregnant.You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.You can wear NO shirt to a water park.Car mechanics tell you the truth.The world is your urinal.You never […]

Thanks Andrea!
A housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.
Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes it is.”
Boy: “I have a baseball.”
Man: “That’s […]

The girl said, “NO!!”
The guy lived happily ever after…went fishing, hunting,
played golf a lot and drank beer whenever he wanted…
..THE END…

Thanks to Dwight for this one!]]>

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